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1.11.09 by CypyRecently, I was cleaning off some bookshelves and I found a treasure trove of old papers I had written back when I was very young. I found one in particular that is fascinating because I spelled almost every word phonetically when I was first learning to write; my parents didn’t emphasize my spelling “properly” until I was about 11, but instead, let me spell words how I wanted. I traveled up to KU with one of my home schooled friends, Walter Morris, and our assignment was to write a story about a painting that featured some morbidly obese people. Here is what I wrote (verbatim):
the pinzon family by Fernando botero
wuns ther wus sum bulbous pepel and a bulbous dog thay wer very hapy then sudently thay relisd that thay shood stort eteing mor leen food but thay wor so udiktid to ther ushuwol ritchuwol that thay nevr did win thay got to fat to wok thay got srvins to kery them but thay soon got way to hevy and thay got even hever so thay had to mak ther flor much stroingr but befor thay kud do ineething thay got so fat thay fel rit aslep
the end
In case you had trouble with any of those words, here is a translation:
The Pinzon Family by Fernando Botero
Once there was some bulbous people and a bulbous dog—they were very happy. Then, suddenly, they realized that they should start eating more lean food, but they were so addicted to there usual ritual that they never did. When they got too fat to walk they got servants to carry them, but they soon got way to heavy (and they got even heavier) so they had to make their floor much stronger, but before they could do anything they got so fat they fell right asleep.
The End
If you are curious, here are some examples of Fernando Botero’s paintings:
http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/Fernando-Botero/A-Family-I.html
http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/Fernando-Botero/A-Family-Una-Familia.html
http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/Fernando-Botero/A-Family-II.html
http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/Fernando-Botero/A-Family.html
http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/Fernando-Botero/A-Family-III.html
http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/Fernando-Botero/Colombian-Family-1999.html
http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/Fernando-Botero/Family-Scene-1969.html
http://www.museumsyndicate.com/item.php?item=4934
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What is really striking about this is the contrast between your vocabulary and your ability to spell. Very rarely do the words “wuns” and “bulbous” appear in the same sentence.
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